Constructing a Christmas tree from this immoral volume of paper waste, courtesy of the USPS and raging consumerism.
"I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’"
Just doing some graduating today. Weird.
This is an animal. Look at what he can do. Can your dog do this? It’s probably best that your dog can’t.
Just imagine what thoughts this monkey has. I bet he can daydream. I bet he judges people. I bet he’s sneaky as hell.
This is scary.
(Source: cineraria, via the-absolute-best-gifs)
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
"Hirsute nipple yam". Second in a 3 Part series currently showing at the Countertop Gallery next to my fridge.
The GOP tweeted that Rosa Parks had ended racism. That, of course, led to the creation of the hasthag #racismendedwhen and the rest is history.
(Source: BuzzFeed, via mynameishachi)